This summer, King Peatre – Noble Regent of Loxwood – personally invites you to dine with Royalty. To celebrate his glorious ascension to the throne, His Majesty and his court of entirely trustworthy Dukes from Petworth will host the most lavish banquets Loxwood has ever seen.
It will be wondrous. It will be delicious. It will be perfectly normal.
WHAT TO EXPECT
Taking place at 12pm and 2pm, the banquet unfolds buzzing with characters, entertainment, and moments that erupt without warning.
Guests dine among:
- Royal figures and suspiciously charming nobles
- Ongoing performances woven through the tables
- Conversations that may feel… strategic
Under no circumstances will anyone attempt to recruit you into a shadowy cult or sell you a pyramid scheme. Almost definitely not.
WHY IT ALWAYS SELLS OUT
This is the most exclusive table in the Kingdom. Places are limited. The energy is high. The Dukes are persuasive.
Those who attend often leave with:
- A deeper understanding of the Realm
- A few unanswered questions
- And the strong sense they may have just agreed to something
WHO THIS IS FOR
The banquet is for guests who want:
- Maximum chaos, comedy, and spectacle
- A front-row seat inside the story
- The most talked-about ticket of the festival
If you want calm, keep walking. If you want Royal drama… take a seat.
